Life

The Hideout

Many years ago, back in my single days, I spent four years working in a machine shop. The pay was decent, but for an outdoorsy sort like me it was a horrible way to make a living. I came home every afternoon soaked with toxic solvents, my ears ringing from ten hours of close-range exposure to deafening noise levels, my back and arms and eyes aching from the endless repetitive motion of feeding stock into the machines at one end and making sure the tiny parts that came out the other end were all within tolerances so tight they had to be checked constantly with a micrometer. As often as not I also came home angry, for reasons that are probably common to many workplaces and way too tiresome to go into on this blog.

Every weekend I cleared my head and unknotted my muscles and my spirit by riding my horse (it was Stormy then, in her exuberant youth) out to the PC Trail and then dismounting and hiking along it for several hours.

(Sidenote for non-Westerners — the PC Trail has nothing to do with Political Correctness or Personal Computers; it’s actually the Pacific Crest Trail, and it runs all the way from Mexico to Canada along the coastal mountain ridges of California, Oregon and Washington. It runs right through Anza, and it’s a wonderfully quiet place to ride or hike.)

At one point my little section of the trail crosses a small creek. Back in 1993 we had some spectacular floods, and that little creek turned into a raging river that carved a deep ravine with sheer cliffsides from what used to be a shallow creekbed. The first time I saw that ravine after the flood, it was littered with cottonwood trees that had been uprooted and washed downstream by the force of the water. Two determined trees had held their ground, and beneath their spreading branches the newly-hewn ravine seemed to me a place of wild beauty and quiet shelter. I felt drawn to it.

It wasn’t easy to get a horse down into the part of the ravine that had captured my interest. It involved sliding down the least steep part of the wall, and hoping Stormy didn’t break her legs on all the loose rocks on the way down. Once at the bottom, though, it was flat and grassy and Stormy could graze beside the little creek while I relaxed in the hammock I’d soon packed in. One of the surviving trees was so old and massive that I could actually tie one end of my hammock to one of its branches and the other end to another branch of the same tree, and hang comfortably up there in its shady heights. I kept a book there too, hidden away in a tiny little cave in one of the ravine’s cliffsides. I whiled away many a Saturday afternoon down there, reading my book and enjoying the breezy shelter of my cottonwood tree. I thought of it as my “hideout,” my once-a-week refuge from the soul-withering stresses of what used to be my life.

And then I met Steve and eventually stopped working at the machine shop and got married and had kids and years and years went by without a visit to my old hideout. Before yesterday I hadn’t been down there once since Elizabeth was born. But yesterday the weather was gorgeous and a family ride sounded like just the thing, and for once we were all old enough and well-mounted enough to go all the way down to that ravine. So we packed a lunch and saddled up!

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The trail was a bit rougher than I remembered it, but all the horses did great. Mahogany is still very green, so I was really pleased with how well she handled herself. I was able to get some great pics from her back.

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When we reached my “hideout,” all the horses slid down into the ravine with no fuss. Stormy remembered the place well — I just pulled off her saddle and bridle and she got busy grazing. Mahogany and Beau were tied to trees, and Steve held Marshall to let him graze.

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The dogs had a blast splashing around in the creek, Luke and Elizabeth climbed all over the rocks and trees, and I soaked up some sunshine.

It was great to be back in the old hideout, and even better to be sharing it with loved ones this time instead of trying to escape reality there. I’m glad we went.

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When it was time to head back we rode up to where the trail crosses the creek. The weeds were as tall as a horse’s back there, thanks to all the rain this winter.

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The only horse that made a fuss about crossing the water was Mahogany. We eventually got her through it, but it took a while.

All in all it was a great day though. Mahogany gained a ton of trail experience, and the kids can’t wait to go back. I think we’ll be doing more of that from now on.

Categories: Family, Horses, kids, Life, trail rides | 6 Comments

Spelling To The Beat Of Her Own Drummer

As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, Elizabeth had qualified to participate in the HUSD Spelling Bee (Click here to view that post).

Today was the big day; we drove her down to the main office in Hemet to compete against 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th graders from every school in the district. There were 38 kids present in all.

Steve and I were very nervous, but Elizabeth? Totally unruffled. She was the picture of composure as we arrived at the compound and found the right building. “I hope they give me ‘inconvenience,'” she remarked cheerfully as we came in and got in line with the rest of the contestants. “That word is so much fun to spell.” We signed her in and they assigned her a seat number and a sample word for the practice round. To her great delight her sample word was ‘brain.’ One of her all-time favorite words. “Braaaaiiiinnnn,” she drawled happily as she went off to find the seat she’d been assigned and Steve and Luke and I went to look for seats over on the spectator side of the room.

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When they began the practice round, there were some problems with getting the first couple of kids to speak up loud enough to be heard. A tech was called in to turn up the sound system before they moved on to the third contestant.

“They’re turning up the microphone,” Steve murmured to me. “Elizabeth….”

“…is going to blow everybody’s hats off,” I nodded in agreement. Last year Elizabeth was in the 3rd grade production of ‘Anza Then And Now,’ and had really cultivated her vocal projection skills. Her ‘mic voice’ is quite impressive, even without the actual mic.

For the practice round each child was asked to come up to the mic, introduce himself, say what grade he’s in, and spell his sample word. It all went smoothly until Elizabeth stepped up. “MY NAME IS ELIZABETH,” she began. You could practically see people bouncing in their seats as the shockwave spread through the room. She wasn’t shouting at all, she just has spectacular projection. “I’M IN FOURTH GRADE.”

“Hello Elizabeth,” smiled the Spellmaster. “You should teach a class on microphone etiquette. Your practice word is ‘brain.'”

“BRAAAAIIIIINNNNN” she intoned in a rather dramatic voice. She just really loves that word. “B-R-A-I-N. BRAAAIIIINNNN.” She returned to her seat.

After the practice round, the Spellmaster asked the contestants if they had any questions before the contest officially began. Several hands went up, including Elizabeth’s. The other kids all had questions about specific rules and details of the Bee.

Elizabeth’s question: “Can I go get a drink of water?”The Spellmaster looked mildly taken aback, but then told her that she could if she absolutely had to, but if she wasn’t back by the time her turn came she would be disqualified. I hastily got up and said I’d go get her a bottle of water from the refreshment table out in the hall. I fetched her the water and sat back down.

For a while my attention was on the other contestants as they stepped forward and spelled their words. The next time I looked at Elizabeth I was horrified to see that she was amusing herself by balancing the bottle of water on her head. There was nothing I could do about this flagrant breach of protocol, so I just squirmed in my seat until the Spellmaster sternly instructed the contestants to please stop doing anything that might distract the other contestants. Elizabeth took the hint and put her bottle on the floor.

Incredibly, one of the words she was asked to spell actually was ‘inconvenience.’ What are the odds of that??

“Just my luck!” she crowed delightedly to all and sundry. “Inconvenience. I-N, C-O-N, V-E-N, I-E-N, C-E. Inconvenience.”

You know that flamingo with the yoyo in the “Carnival Of The Animals” scene from “Fantasia 2000?” That was my kid today. Skipping happily along to the beat of her own drummer.

Sadly, she was eventually tripped up by the word “amateur” and did not qualify to continue on to the County Level.

It’s probably just as well. I don’t think the County and my yoyo-wielding flamingo are quite ready for each other just yet. Maybe next year.

Categories: Family, Humor, kids, Life, Spelling Bee | 3 Comments

Weather

Folks love to write about the weather on their blogs. I’ve tried to resist that urge myself, because I’m usually bored silly reading about other people’s weather. Weather is only interesting if it’s *your* weather, I think. 

Be that as it may, today I feel the need to wax rhapsodic about the weather. Because as it happens, I’ve been working on my taxes. 

Not seeing the the connection? Well, for those of you who don’t live in SoCal, let me tell you that 2007 was the most horrifically dry year in recorded history for us. Or maybe you already knew that; all those news clips showing ginormous wildfires raging across seven tinder-dry counties in October probably told a fairly revealing story. 

It was SO dry. Sand dunes and blowing silt dry. End Of Times dry. 

We lease a pasture across town that is, in theory, always green. Up until around last August/September it was always green in practice too. In fact, most of it is a “protected wetland,” which means it can never be developed. Wetland. Marshy. Green. Grass. Fat, happy cows. 

Last fall it finally dried up completely and we had to start buying hay for the cows. Every day. Coincidentally, the years-long drought had driven the cost of hay up to ridiculous heights. It’s up to nearly $15 a bale right now, and let me tell you that adds up in a hurry. We sold off a bunch of cows, waited to see if it would rain, then when it didn’t we sold off a bunch more. We agreed that if the rain hadn’t come by Jan 1, we’d sell off all but a small handful of breeding stock. 

Around the end of November it finally rained, and we all breathed a sigh of cautious relief. It rained and snowed through most of December, and rained and snowed some more in January, including this past weekend and today. We’d be dancing in the streets if we were dancing-in-the-streets sort of people — and if the streets weren’t so floody and muddy right now. Seriously, YAY! All we need now is a stretch of warm, sunny weather and the cows will be up to their knees in new grass. (Meanwhile, of course, we’re still buying hay.) 

A few weeks ago we got a census form from the Dept. of Agriculture. Big long thing, with lots of questions about what we’ve produced, how much the ranch has earned, what our ranch-related expenses were and so on. It has to be filled out and returned no later Feb 4. 

I’m one of those people that always puts off doing my taxes until the last possible second. I hate everything about doing taxes. My brain just isn’t wired for math. It loves words, images, images created with words…it’s fair to say that my brain harbors a genuine passion for written words and all the many beautiful ways they can be combined to stir the soul and fire the imagination. Numbers, not so much. My brain literally seizes up when confronted with numbers in large quantities. So I work on my taxes a bit at a time, and usually get them out just in the nick of time. 

And now I have this census form to fill out, for which I will need to figure out all of the ranch part of our tax information by Feb 4. Yarg. It doesn’t help that despite all my best intentions for getting more organized, we’re still using the time-honored cardboard-box-in-the-computer-room method of storing all our receipts and stuff. 

So, in a prevailing spirit of annoyed resignation I dumped the contents of The Box out and started sifting through them. Sorted them out, started adding up all the different kinds of expenses. In fairly short order it became obvious that the pile of hay receipts was going to be alarmingly tall. And man alive, it sure was. 

I put off adding up that pile until last. Today I finally rolled up my sleeves and tackled it. And it still blew my mind when the final numbers were in. 

We spent a staggering $15,073.27 keeping our livestock fed last year, mostly just between the beginning of September and the end of December. 

And now it’s raining and raining and raining. 

I may go dance in the street after all.

Categories: Life, Ranching, Weather | 2 Comments

Dragon Trap

Elizabeth’s room is a strange and alien place, full of mysterious goings-on. I wandered in there today and found this rather unsettling scene unfolding. Seems the Minotaur had escaped his bonds and set a diabolical trap for the local dragons, with chillingly gleeful success.

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I’m kind of rooting for the dragons, but it doesn’t look good….

Categories: Dragons, Family, Humor, kids, Life | 3 Comments

Adventures in Spelling

Last week Elizabeth won her fourth grade spelling bee, earning herself a spot in the larger competition against all the other fourth- and fifth-grade classroom winners, and a chance at the big HUSD Spelling Bee down in Hemet.

splngb.jpgToday was the fourth- and fifth-grade competition, and Elizabeth took 2nd place! That means she’ll be going to Hemet to compete against all the 1st and 2nd place winners in her age group from all the other HUSD schools.  She also won a nifty trophy and a $15 gift card for Barnes & Noble.  

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I was proud of how well she did in the spelling bee today, but I was even prouder of the way she spontaneously and very graciously congratulated the 1st place winner as he received his prizes. No one told her she should do that, she just knew it was the graceful thing to do. My heart swells to see what a poised and kind person she’s growing up to be. As far as I’m concerned that’s worth more than a houseful of trophies.  

And in two and a half weeks — we’re off to Hemet for the District spelling bee! It’s pretty exciting. :^)

Categories: Family, kids, Life, Spelling Bee, Uncategorized | 7 Comments

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