Monthly Archives: September 2008

Curse Those Internet Bugs!

The kids’ school Fall Festival fundraiser was Saturday, and other than the fact that I TOTALLY FORGOT that I’d promised to make cookies for the cakewalk, the whole thing seemed to be a grand success. I was helping with the throw-darts-at-balloons booth, and we had brisk business from start to finish. I was mildly concerned that we might run into, you know, complications, what with handing sharp metal implements to tiny toddlers and rowdy eight-year-olds and goth teens, but we didn’t have a single problem all day. Other than the wind occasionally gusting up and blowing our dartboard down, which usually necessitated the replacement of a bunch of popped balloons. I kept an anxious eye on my cardboard jail a few booths away, and saw that they’d solved the wind issue in the simplest possible way: the guys running the jail booth just stood on each side and held onto it when it threatened to blow away. Kids loved the jail concept, and there was a steady stream of “prisoners” in and out of it the whole time.

Steve brought the kids to the Festival around noon and they seemed to enjoy it, though I didn’t get to see much of them while they were there. AND there were plenty of baked goods for the cakewalks even without my forgotten cookies, so all was well.

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One by one this past week or two I’ve watched my favorite bloggers succumb to the the vicious cold that’s been going around. Maybe I should have been more careful when I visited their blogsites, because sure enough that nasty little bug CLOBBERED me Sunday morning. I snuffled my way through church and our Sunday dinner party, went to bed early, and then got maybe four hours’ sleep because I felt too crappy to doze off. I really need to stay away from sick peoples’ blogs; those internet virii are freaking relentless.

Monday I dragged my sorry self down to Temec to do my weekly shopping. I would have put it off, but I had an appointment to get my hair cut and didn’t want to reschedule. I had her touch up my highlights at the same time, and asked her to match the chlorinated silver shade because I’ve decided I like it that way. I’d post a pic, but this cold is seriously kicking my butt. Aside from the pretty pretty haircut I’m about as photogenic as a day-old serving of cold Spam in a dirty ashtray right now. Pics later, when my nose isn’t red and my skin isn’t chapped and I don’t have purple shadows under my eyes.

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When I got home from Temecula yesterday I didn’t feel like doing much of anything that involved effort, so I went to hang out with the kittens for a while. They live in the back of the house for now (the kids’ rooms and the adjacent playroom), so I hadn’t really seen much of them. The kids attend to their food and water, and other than cleaning out their litter box a few days ago my life has been simplified rather than complicated by their arrival. But I felt like it was time for me to get to know them, so in I went to officially introduce myself.

Except they wanted nothing to do with me. They skittered under furniture when I tried to pet them, indignantly objected when I cornered them and picked them up, and wriggled free as soon as they got the chance. I was an unwelcome invader in their little kitten lives. This worried me, because I’ve adopted kittens in the past that have turned out to be irredeemably non-domesticable, and that wasn’t what I’d wanted for my kids. I finally left them alone, feeling disappointed in their lack of sociability.

That evening, Elizabeth called me into the playroom to show me something she’d made out of marbles and plastic blocks. Luke and the kittens were in there too, so after I’d admired her marble sculpture thingy I sat down on the steps to see if there was any interaction between the four of them.

HA. I needn’t have worried. The kittens treated Elizabeth like a big fun climby toy, and from time to time Stripes would leave off frolicking to come over to Luke for petting. He would absently stroke her while going on with what he was doing (building beautiful little houses and cars out of paper), and then she’d dash back and scramble up Elizabeth again.

So, no worries about the four of them not getting along. I guess I’m the only suspicious-looking stranger here. I can live with that.

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Elizabeth says she has renamed her kitten “Madcat.” You know, like Dr. Claw’s feline henchman. I’m not entirely comfortable with the fact that she’s named her cute little kitty after the evil pet of of an evil genius, but I suppose one must pick one’s battles wisely and let the little stuff go, right?

Is it bad that when I saw this pic at the Cheezburger site I immediately thought of my sweet girl?

Siiiiiiiggghhhhh.

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Saturday Sampler: Exposition

I chose today’s excerpt because it combines a few elements that 1) require some explanation, and 2) recur often enough in her comics that I might as well get all the explanations out of the way in one post.

Okay, so first of all there’s the whole El Chupacabra thing. I hardly know where to begin with this one without making my lovely girl sound like a complete looney, but here goes.

When Elizabeth was seven or eight, she began to imagine that one day she would transform into a new, magical, powerful creature. She would gain rabbits’ ears (for super hearing), a cougar’s tail, dragons’ wings, sharp talons, a unicorn’s horn, and a “powermark” (the source of her magic) on the bridge of her nose. She talked about it all the time, and at some point for some reason her PE coach dubbed Elizabeth’s alter-ego “El Chupacabra.” Elizabeth latched right onto the lyrical sound of the name, and her creature has been “El Chupacabra” ever since.

I thought it was just a passing phase she was going through, and didn’t fuss too much about it. But it didn’t pass; in fact, it worked its way slowly but steadily deeper into her self-image. When she was in third grade I finally had to put the smackdown on the situation when I was called to pick her up from the school principal’s office. Apparently she had been dragged there kicking and screaming “WHEN I’M EL CHUPACABRA I’LL BE THE ONE IN CHARGE! AND I’LL CONTROL YOU ALL WITH THE POWER OF MY WILL! AND YOU’LL ALL HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I WANT!!”

Righty-o.

I knew it would do no good to order her to drop the El Chupacabra bit entirely. It had become too much a part of her mental landscape. I told her she could still talk about it at home, but from now on her alter ego was an absolutely verboten subject at school. She mostly complied, slipped once or twice, was immediately punished, and eventually it stopped being a big problem.

But it didn’t go away. Deep in her heart my brilliant, creative child really believes that one day she will shed her mundane chains and emerge as a powerful, magical creature.

The reason I bring all this up is because Elizabeth is a character in many of her own comics, and that’s how she draws herself. So that’s why she looks like that.

The second thing that might need an explanation is Elizabeth’s habit of indiscriminately co-opting other artists’ characters into her own universe. She doesn’t see anything incongruous in drawing a story that contains, say, Calvin (from the Calvin and Hobbes strip), Otto Mattic (from a favorite computer game), and Buizel (the Pokemon critter) interacting with one another.

Most recently, Eve from WALL-E has joined the party.

The third thing you may be wondering about in this week’s offering is the addition of random splashes of color. I…actually don’t know what that’s about. It’s new, and may or may not be a permanent thing.

So without further ado, I give you an excerpt from “Elizabeth And Sparky, Book 4.”

(Oh, one more bit of ado. Sparky is the dragon. For some reason he only appears in one frame of this scene.)

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We Need Cake!

This is my little blog’s One Hundredth Post! It was almost a year ago that I created Ramblings as a way to share stories and images from last October’s month-long road trip. I liked how easy the blog format made it to keep friends filled in on noteworthy events in my life, and I decided to keep it going after the road trip was over. Gradually it has morphed from an infrequently-updated news site, through a brief attempt at writing “mass appeal” posts intended to reach a larger audience, through a painful but cathartic period where I needed to vent emotions that were threatening to overwhelm me, and into its current incarnation, which is basically just a daily glimpse into what’s going on with me and the kids.

Those “mass appeal” posts are still my most popular; every day people visit my site to read about keeping a live Christmas tree in a pot or how to grow decent watermelons (it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who is endlessly frustrated by that task) or which books are good for reading aloud to children. But crafting posts for the general public turned out to have little appeal for me, and I soon lost interest and stopped writing stuff designed to collect Google hits. Actually, as I recall I stopped posting almost entirely for a while there.

Then came all the marital separation drama, and apparently that makes for some fine entertainment because my readership numbers have been rising steadily since I started posting about it in April. I get more visitors in a day now than I used to get in a week.

And while I love the spiking hit stats as much as any blogger, I’ve come to realize that I would continue to post here even if no one came to read at all. The sense of community is wonderful, but at the heart of it I write because I can’t not write. Like almost every other blogger in the world I hope to be a published author one day, and this is where I practice my craft and hone my narrative skills.

So…if you’re new here, welcome! Make yourself at home, invite your friends over, help yourselves to the popcorn and Milk Duds. And if you’ve been here from the beginning…thank you for sticking with me while I was figuring out how this blogging thing works and what I wanted mine to be. Thanks for your comments, your emails and your encouragement. You all so totally rock.

Cake for everyone!

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Thursday Thirteen

I don’t usually post memes, but I stumbled across this one this morning and got a good laugh.

The concept is simple: you do a Google search for your own name followed by the word needs. Also, I found that you get better results if you use quotes (ie, my search was for “Debora needs”).

Then you post thirteen things that Google says you need.

I was unable to track down the creator of this meme, or I’d give them credit. Anyway, here we go:

1. Debora needs orderly landscaping.

This is sadly true. A retaining wall or two would do wonders for my sloping property, and heaven knows I need to mow down all that wild buckwheat. One does the best one can, you know.

2. Debora needs one of those UV bulbs to ward off the winter blues.

This is very likely true as well. Most winters, usually sometime in February, I succumb to a deep blue funk that’s at least partly brought on by sunlight deprivation. Maybe I should look into that UV bulb thing.

3. Debora needs an injection every six hours.

HEY NOW! Let’s not get crazy here. Put the needles down and let’s talk about this!

4. Debora needs sunshine!

It’s just like Google knows me.

5. Debora needs help, she is not who she pretends to be.

Damn. Thanks for blowing my cover, Google! }:^(

6. Debora needs money.

This is not strictly true. Steve has been generous and prompt with the child support, and my financial needs are being adequately met.

That said, if I HAD more money, there’s a whole bunch of stuff on my To Do list that would get done a heck of a lot sooner. Like orderly landscaping, for example.

7. Debora needs a new Wheelchair.

Hah! I’m not quite there yet, but thanks for the thought.

8. Debora needs to turn 6 more or gain 150 more Werewolf points to reach the next level: Berserker Werewolf!

Um. Okay.

Berserker Werewolf.

You know, there’s a part of me that’s really drawn to that image.

9. Debora needs some chicken soup.

I certainly wouldn’t turn it down. :^)

10. Debora needs prayers/thoughts.

Yes indeedy, folks. Can I get an amen?

11. Debora needs to create a strict budget.

Dude. It doesn’t get much stricter than this. Seriously.

I mean, I suppose I could remove all the lightbulbs in the house and decree that bedtime is now at dusk, but beyond that I’m not seeing a lot of room for strictifying my budget.

12. Debora needs to fire her mother as her manager.

Had to do that about fourteen years ago, for the sake of my sanity.

13. Debora needs to start eating cheeseburgers again.

Thanks for the concern, Google, but I prefer actual food. Besides, McDonald’s and the rest aren’t exactly hurting from the absence of MY patronage, as far as I can tell.

So there you have it: 13 things Google thinks I need. Try it with your own name, you might get a laugh or two at how well (or little) Google knows you.

So how DOES one earn Werewolf points, anyway? I am so on that.

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Enamored

Luke: “My kitten is SO CUTE!”

Me: “She sure is. They’re both very cute.”

Luke: “But I think Stripes is the cutest with her cute little fur and her cute little paws and her cute little face and her cute little eyes and her cute little ears and her cute little tail and her cute little nose and…how can she possibly be SO CUTE?”

Sometimes love comes in very small packages.

Happy Love Thursday, everyone.

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