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Snowed in

…still. We’re on Day Four now.

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If I had a real car that weighed more than 75lbs I would be able to move about freely by now, but my little toy Saturn is rendered helpless by the few inches of snow that remain. A fellow from next door helped me drive/push/coax it as far as my back gate where Steve’s truck tracks end, so I think I should be able to make it to church tomorrow. Funny how much I’ve come to look forward to that every Sunday.

Yesterday my nice neighbor, who has actual grownup vehicles, was able to get out and into town, and she brought me some milk because we were running low. I have been constantly surprised and warmed by the kindness of people. In retrospect I cannot believe how socially isolated I let myself become during my marriage.

Snow damage toll: several trees lost branches, but there’s nothing too catastrophic. My stand of redshank took the heaviest damage and the big pine in my front yard comes a close second, but least nothing landed on the roof.

My house is very clean right now. I’ve had nothing else to do.

This seems like a good time to pull out all the bits and pieces that I’ve thought would be cool to blog about but weren’t worth having posts of their own. Like how Elizabeth was Student Of The Month in November, and how I’ve had to lock all the chickens back up because one bold coyote got hungry enough to come right onto the property and start stealing chickens out from under my dogs’ noses. He got two pullets before I realized what was going on and locked up the henhouse.

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Things the Internet magically knows about me:


In a Past Life…


You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Monk.

Where You Lived: Alaska.

How You Died: Decapitation.

I can totally believe that I was a monk in my past life. I can see myself now, quietly tending my garden in some sunwashed courtyard, the gentle warbling of birdsong providing a peaceful soundtrack to my simple contemplations.

But ALASKA? I. think. not.

Decapitation? Absolutely, if I lived in Alaska. The other monks got fed up listening to me whine about all the damn snow. It’s just a question of which one of them snapped first, and what sharp utensil he was holding.

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Other things the Internet magically knows about me: I am Probably A Woman.

We guess https://dsilkotch.wordpress.com/ is written by a woman (52%), however it’s quite gender neutral.

Gender Analyzer

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Anagrams for “Debora Silkotch:”

Horseback Dolt I. Hmph.

Cobra Hiked Lost. Okay.

Bad Shock Toiler. Heh.

Rabid Sock Hotel. Whoa there, all our socks are freshly laundered, thankyouverymuch.

Broad Chokes Lit. Everyone’s a critic.

Ethics Look Drab. Some days…they really do.

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Here are some Google search terms that brought folks to my blog recently:

how to sleep with mice in house

Try my method: get cats

5 fosmo rules

There are rules?? Crap, I’ve probably been doing it all wrong!

“christmas” “words” “list of”

“I’ve” “included” “this one” “only” to “mock” their “unnecessary use” of “quotes.”

expecting hard what will happen to my watermelon

I feel you, my friend.

what the hell moments

This person definitely came to the right blog.

mummified baby in glasses

Um. I got nothing here.

coloring for canaries

Dude, just give him some old newspapers to read like everyone else does.

upbeat christmas snogs

I could use a few upbeat Christmas snogs myself. Where’s my mistletoe?

men in ballet flats

I…have nothing to add to that image.

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If there were any chance of anyone seeing me naked in the foreseeable future, I would totally want to do this:

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And I think that’s all I have today. Must go huddle in front of my woodstove now and thaw out my fingers.

Categories: Christmas, Family, Friends, Humor, kids, Life, trees, Uncategorized, Weather, Wildlife, Winter | 2 Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Autumn Finery

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Categories: environment, Gardening, Life, NaBloPoMo, trees, Weather, Wordless Wednesday | 3 Comments

O Christmas Tree

He who plants a tree, plants a hope.
– Lucy Larcom

You can live for years next door to a big pine tree, honored to have so venerable a neighbor, even when it sheds needles all over your flowers or wakes you, dropping big cones onto your deck at still of night.Β 
— Denise Levertov

No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets.
— Henry Ward Beecher

One of the things I love best about Christmas is the way it inspires people to reach beyond their own lives, to look for ways to make the world a better place for everyone to live in. In this brief, magical season more than any other time of year parents seek out ways to teach their children the value of giving of themselves; people who have much are moved to share their wealth with those who have little; and humankind seems to draw just a little closer, however briefly, to that distant dream of peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

In that spirit, I’d like to offer a simple idea for giving a small gift of health and beauty to the earth and its inhabitants: buy a living Christmas tree this year. Most tree nurseries stock them between Thanksgiving and Christmas; some offer a better selection than others. Imagine how much more beautiful the world could be in just a few years if everyone who normally buys cut trees every December were to switch to living ones!

We’ve used living trees for the past ten years or so, and through trial and error we’ve learned that there are big differences between one species of tree and the next, and that each variety has its pros and cons. Here’s a useful summary for anyone who might be considering switching to a living tree and isn’t sure what to look for.

Pines are the least expensive and fastest growing. They don’t grow in that conical shape naturally (they are professionally pruned into the “Christmas tree” shape), so once they’re planted in the ground they’ll quickly become tall and bushy. Pruning off the lower branches as the tree grows will give you a nice shady tree with a small “footprint.” The only real downside to using pines as living Christmas trees is that they quickly outgrow their pots: if you’re looking for a tree you can keep in a planter and use for two or three consecutive Christmases, a pine isn’t what you want.

Spruces are more expensive than pines, but also much prettier and slower-growing. A medium-sized spruce should be able to live in its pot for at least two years, if it’s given plenty of water, which makes it economical in the long run. They come in many different varieties and shades of green or blue.

Firs are my personal favorite. They tend to be the most expensive, but in the past we’ve used a fir for three years in a row before planting it, and if we’d started out with a smaller one we probably could have gotten a couple more years out of it before having to plant it. Plus, firs have beautiful short, soft needles that don’t scratch up your hands and arms when you’re decorating the tree. Noble firs are the prettiest, but are extravagantly expensive in pots (I’ve seen them for over $300), so we usually go with less pricey varieties, such as Fraser.

And if you’re looking for a tree you can use indefinitely, year after year, there are dwarf spruce and fir varieties that can live in a planter their whole long lives!

A few things to remember:

Living trees shouldn’t be kept indoors more than three weeks or so. In our living room the only place to put the Christmas tree happens to be about six feet away from our woodburning stove, so anything longer than two weeks is too stressful for the tree. We bring our tree inside a week before Christmas and take it back outside on Jan 2. Water frequently!

If you plan to keep your tree in its pot over the summer and bring it back in next year, keep it in the shade and water it often in hot weather. A tree in a planter needs more water and more shade than a tree in the ground.

Here are three trees on our property that all started out as Christmas trees:

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Don’t have room to plant a tree? Donate it to a park or anywhere a new tree would be welcomed! The earth can always use more trees.

Think of as it as a Christmas gift to future generations. πŸ™‚

Categories: Christmas, environment, Gardening, Life, trees | 8 Comments

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