Life

Reconnected!

Whew! My wireless ISP just got back online today — it was down for a week after being knocked out by last Monday’s thunderstorm. I have a backup dialup service, but for some reason it was connecting so crazy slow that it literally took four or five minutes to load a simple web page. More like splashing around in a kiddie pool than actually surfing anywhere. Not so much with the fun.

Meanwhile, I finally got that last shed cleaned out. Yay! Now I’m in the process of moving my tools and stuff into it and out of my pantry/dining hutch/laundry area/etc. Double yay!

One nice side effect of not being able to eat anymore is that I weighed in at 115 lbs today and had to go buy new jeans (size 2!!) because most of my old ones look like clown pants on me now. I think the last time I weighed 115 lbs. was sometime in 1997. Ironically, it was just this spring that I finally threw out all my old pre-pregnancy jeans, convinced that I would never fit into them again. Le sigh.

Some of the bloggers that I follow like to have different themes for different days of the week. Two that I keep thinking I’d like to adopt are Wordless Wednesday (images only), and Love Thursday (an image that captures the essence of love in some way, with a few words explaining the choice. I think starting tomorrow I might try my hand at those, now that uploading a photo isn’t a two-hour dialup ordeal.

My wireless, how I love thee. I’ll never never take you for granted again!

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Random Snippets, And A Rant Or Two

Back when Elizabeth first began preschool, I used to go to great lengths to make sure she got off to a good start every morning. In the winter and early spring I would get up at 4:30am, start a fire in the woodburning stove to take the chill off, fix oatmeal or pancakes or french toast from scratch, help her put a weather-appropriate outfit together, and so on.

As the years went by, there was less work involved. Both kids eventually got old enough to pick out their own clothes, and they began to prefer stuff like bagels and yogurt cups for breakfast. At some point last year it finally dawned on me that they didn’t really need my help in the mornings anymore. Their alarms would go off at 5:15; I would roll out of bed at six, make sure they were both up and getting ready, and at 6:30 we’d head to the bus stop. The bus arrived at 6:45 or thereabouts, and I’d return home all relaxed and rested and ready to start my day.

So. This year. Monday morning after I took the kids to school, I hied myself over to the bus department to fill out the semester bus pass forms.

Except the bus department was locked, and I was informed that it had been closed down permanently. Busses would still be running, but it would all be managed from the District office in Hemet, and I would have to go there to get the bus pass forms and pay the fees.

That seemed a bit beyond ridiculous to me (Hemet is an hour away, and I never go there if I can avoid it), so when I got home I called the Elementary office to double-check. They told me that the bus drivers might be able to bring the forms up with them and collect the fees here in Anza. Hooray! Actual sense was being made now!

The busses were running very late Monday afternoon, so I didn’t hang around to wait for them after I picked the kids up from school. Tuesday morning we waited at the bus stop but our bus never showed up, so I drove the kids again. Tuesday afternoon the busses got to the school on time, so I located the kids’ driver and asked him about the forms. He said that the drivers would not be allowed to bring the applications up to Anza, the Anza parents would have to go to Hemet to get them, and oh yes, the bus schedules have changed. Instead of the morning pickup being at 6:45, it will now be at 5:59.

To recap: I have to drive to Hemet to fill out forms that could easily be mailed to me, and to pay fees that we used to just hand over to the bus drivers. Then my kids have to start getting up at 4:30 instead of 5:15, to catch the bus at 6:00, to get to school by 7:30.

Or I could just drive them to and from school myself, and not even have to leave the house until 7am. That option’s looking pretty good right now. Think I’m going to run with that one for a while and see how it goes.

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Late Monday afternoon the sky opened up and lo, a whole bunch of water poured forth. And it was good. It only rained for a couple of hours, but it was such a heavy deluge that everything got soaked good and deep, and there was much rejoicing. Except that the kids had ridden their bicycles up to see Steve, and now it was raining like crazy, and it wasn’t something they could ride home in. So I called Steve and told him that when the kids were ready to come home I would drive up and get them, and they could leave their bikes at his place for now. He replied that my car would never make it up the flooded driveway, and that he would bring them as far as the entrance to my property and they could walk the rest of the way. Because he didn’t want to take the chance that I might suddenly decide to go out in the the pouring rain and damage his beloved truck some more.

So…he was fine with making the kids walk up the driveway in a torrential thunderstorm of epic proportions, as long as he didn’t have to put his truck’s paint job at any sort of perceived risk. It’s nice to know his priorities are still in order.

“Um…instead of dumping the kids off in the middle of the storm,” I suggested, “What if I just promise to stay in the house while you drive them to the back door?”

He thought about that for a moment, and then muttered, “Fine.”

When he brought them home the kids had barely closed the truck’s doors before he was roosting mud in my driveway on his way out.

Classy.

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So, rain. Soaked ground. I’ve spent most of the past two days pulling weeds while the earth is still soft and moist, because the rest of the time it’s like trying to yank them out of concrete. Everything looks so clean and fresh now. I hope we get a few more late-summer downpours before the cold weather sets in — there’s nothing quite like rain in the desert to make everything feel new again.

I’ve been letting the chickens run loose the past couple of weeks; the dogs seem to have finally grasped the concept that they are Not To Be Eaten. It makes egg-gathering a bit more of a challenge, but they love the freedom and they’re a pretty sight wandering around the yard. And I’ve already noticed a decrease in the fly population as the chickens scratch through the horse manure and gobble up fly eggs. Win/win!

I have one more shed to clean out, and then I will be done with that part of my cleanup project. Everything else is just raking and pruning and cutting up wood into woodstove-size pieces, and all that neverending yardwork that comes with the property. I don’t even know what-all is in that last shed, but once it’s clean I’d like to turn it into a little workshop where I can keep all my tools and home-improvement equipment. I’m pretty sure most people don’t store those things in their dining-room hutches and pantries and wherever else they can find a spot to squeeze them out of the way. Five freaking sheds on the property and as yet not a single place to organize my tools outside the house. Does that seem right to you?

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Okay, I think I’m done whining for now. Back to the weeding!

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Hugo Cabret and the Kitchen Table Reviews

If you have, or know any, kids who love to read, I have two wonderful recommendations for you.

The first is a really nifty book called The Invention Of Hugo Cabret. It looks a little intimidating for younger readers (it’s about two inches thick with a rather grown-up look about it), but there are pages and pages with no words at all, or only a few words; this story is told as much in the illustrations as in the text. The three of us read it aloud together, a few chapters every night, lingering over the beautiful images, and got through it in just about a week. Both kids were mesmerized by the story, and when it was done it sparked a lot of discussion and thoughtful speculation. If you know any young readers (the published say it’s for ages 9 — 12, but Luke loved it possibly even more than Elizabeth did), check this one out!

My second recommendation is the website where I first learned of Hugo Cabret. One of my all-time favorite bloggers has landed a terrific new gig talking about children’s books with her two kids; it’s called the Kitchen Table Reviews, and it has definitely been enriching our library selections. This is a great resource for anyone who’s looking for family-friendly reading suggestions.

Enjoy!

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Ad Interim

Last night I headed to my bed only to realize that it was still unmade and my sheets and pillowcases were still in the dryer. I fetched them and put everything together, and was just about to pull the comforter onto the bed when I noticed a small nondescript something on the turned-over underside of the duvet-cover. I took a closer look and saw…

…a scorpion.

Let me just say that again: there was a scorpion on the UNDERSIDE of my comforter. If I hadn’t noticed it, it would have ended up UNDER THE COVERS with me.

Ack ack ack.

The worst part? It was so tiny. And I don’t know if it was tiny because it was a tiny variety of scorpion, or because it was very young and its fellow hatchlings are still hanging around nearby. Perhaps in that pile of clean laundry on the far side of the bed that I haven’t gotten around to folding yet. Or in my sock drawer.

In other news, today is the first day of school. Elizabeth is going into the fifth grade and Luke is starting third. I wanted to capture the occasion for posterity, but the kids were in a goofy mood and this was the best I could get:

You can’t see them in this pic, but Elizabeth is wearing a very pretty pair of ballet flats today. It was like pulling teeth to get her to even look for new shoes in the girls’ section, but there are times when wearing boys’ sneakers just isn’t going to be appropriate and I wanted her to have at least one pair of “girl shoes” in her closet. Luckily for both of us she fell in love with the silver “dragon scale” flats at first sight.

But we did not find find them in the girls’ section. Oh no. All of those shoes were too small for her. We had to go to the women’s section to find something that would fit her. At ten years old my daughter wears the same shoe size as me. Women’s sevens.

Eeergh.

Last and least, here’s a pic I’m throwing in just because I like how it came out. Gericault in B&W:

What a handsome fellow he grew up to be!

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Forward Motion

One of the items Luke requested for his birthday was “a real first aid kit.” I was happy to oblige, and found him a splendid 299-piece kit with a zip-up case.

He also requested “a real Swiss army knife,” which, after some thought, I decided he was probably old enough and responsible enough to use wisely. His Destructo-Boy years are long past, thank goodness.

Predictably, getting the hang of the Swiss army knife soon necessitated the use of a band-aid or two from the first aid kit. I think Luke was delighted to have such an early opportunity to put his kit to use, and he’s kept it at the ready ever since.

I’ve spent the past few days tackling a long-neglected section of the yard where random objects have been piling up for ten years — on top of all the crap that was already there when we bought the place from an old woman who was apparently unable to throw anything away ever. It’s like an archeological dig. I kid you not, I found an actual gold pocketwatch at the bottom of one pile the other day.

Anyway, there’s this heap of old scrap lumber out there that I’d been sorting through until I unearthed a wasps’ nest; then I moved on to other junkpiles and resolved to address the lumber/wasp situation very soon and then kind of never did. Because I’m ON THE BALL that way.

So today I was carrying an armful of historical finds to my “stuff that’s probably worth keeping” pile behind one of the sheds, and being just a smidge preoccupied of late I forgot all about the wasps’ nest and walked right over the top of it. Naturally the wasps took umbrage at this, and swarmed up angrily around me, and one of them stung me on the arm.

My first thought was, “Wow, Luke will be so happy about this.”

I jogged into the house and called, “Luke! I need your first-aid kit, I just got stung by a wasp!”

He flew into the living-room at Mach 3, practically quivering with excitement. “Stay right there, Mom, I’ll get the stuff!!” He rifled through the kit until he found a packet of “Insect Sting Relief,” tore it open and carefully swabbed my booboo with the little medicated towelette. Gotta say, those things really work; a half-hour later you couldn’t even see where the sting was, and there was just some minor itching.

Luke felt so invigorated by this incident that he pulled out his new chemistry set and asked me to help him find something complicated and scientificky to do with it. Not feeling terribly gung-ho about the yard-clearing at that point, I agreed. We flipped through the little experiment guidebook and found a recipe for…CHEMSLIME!

How cool is that?? Luke is calling it his “Pet Blob.” I’m just glad he doesn’t have carpeting in his room, because you know that thing’s going to…

…and as I was typing that, Luke called me into his room with complaints that his Blob was “getting all over everything.” Yes indeedy, looks like I’ll be washing bedding tonight.

Still? A good day. We’re having more of those lately; just a general sense that life is getting better and forward progress is being made. I think I’m actually going to accomplish my goal of having the entire property cleaned up and organized by the end of the year!

I’m not quite out of the tunnel yet, but I’m definitely seeing some light up ahead.

Just going to keep on walking till I get there.

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