Health

Spring Now, Please.

I am Done With Winter. It keeps promising to leave, and even pretends to go for a few days at a time, but like a deadbeat houseguest it just keeps slinking back in and raiding the fridge long after it has worn out its welcome.

My asparagus patch keeps sprouting and then freezing and then resprouting and then freezing again. The enormous pile of cordwood I stacked last fall is almost gone: soon I’ll be burning the twiggy orchard prunings for heat. Buds are swelling optimistically on my plum and apricot trees, but if they open now while the bees are still huddled forlornly in their sheltering hives and the wintry air is empty of insect life, the blooms will go unpollinated and the trees won’t bear fruit this summer. Arctic winds are rattling my windows today and seeping into my not-especially-weathertight house, creating chilly drafts and unwarmable corners.

Earlier this week I got clobbered by that bug that’s going around. Luckily I got the Express version: from sore throat, fever, sinuses in full attack-and-revolt mode and energy levels somewhere around “Roadkill,” to coughing-my-lungs-up-but-otherwise-feeling-fine-again in only four days. In better weather my next phase of recovery would be lying out in the warm sunshine and letting the last of the crud bake out of me, but alas, this time it it clearly not to be.

Punxsutawney Phil, your six weeks are almost up. It is time for balmy blue-skied mornings and bees buzzing contentedly around fragrant sunwarmed blossoms. It’s time for fresh young seedlings in their warm garden beds and the translucent green shimmer of new leaves on the trees and the scent of early honeysuckle drifting through my open bedroom windows.

Next week would be good. This week would be better. How about tomorrow, would tomorrow work? A little warmth, less wind, no more frosts…these do not seem like unreasonable requests.

I’m begging you, Winter, move on. Go crash on Australia’s couch. It’s Spring’s turn.

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Buckwheat Pancakes

It’s official; I stopped eating wheat and all the weirdness cleared up. Wheat allergy: check.

Not the end of the world though, because it turns out you can make waffles and pizza dough out of all sorts of things that aren’t wheat. Yesterday I picked up some buckwheat groats at my favorite health food store (buckwheat isn’t related to actual wheat, and it’s gluten-free) and today I milled them into flour and made pancakes, since I needed a very basic project for my test run.

I was pleasantly surprised by how much quicker and easier it was to mill buckwheat into flour than to mill regular wheat berries. But later I did a Google search on the health benefits of buckwheat and realized that I had bought hulled buckwheat instead of unhulled. So basically I made the equivalent of white flour instead of whole-grain flour. Oops. Next time I’ll make sure I get the whole, unhulled groats.

But OH MY GOODNESS, those pancakes ROCKED. They were WAY tastier than regular wheat pancakes. From now on I will only ever use buckwheat flour to make pancakes and waffles, because it is magically delicious.

I used a recipe that I found online, and modified it slightly to suit my own tastes. I’m posting my version here in case anyone wants to try it.

BUCKWHEAT PANCAKES

1 cup buckwheat flour (if you mill your own you’ll want to use a bit more to allow for the fresh-milled “sifting” effect)
1 tsp aluminum-free baking powder
2 Tbsp honey
1/2 tsp unrefined sea salt
1 egg, beaten
1 cup milk
2 Tbsp melted coconut oil (The original recipe called for butter but I have begun substituting organic extra-virgin coconut oil in all my recipes. It’s healthier, more nutrient-rich and by some metabolic magic it actually makes you lose weight.)

Preheat lightly-greased cast iron griddle over medium-low heat. Griddle is ready when small drops of water sizzle and dance and then quickly disappear.

Mix dry ingredients together in one bowl or measuring cup, and egg, milk and oil in another. Then blend all ingredients together.

Pour 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook 1 to 1½ minutes, turning when edges look cooked and bubbles begin to break on the surface. Continue to cook 1 to 1½ minutes or until golden brown.

These are so good.

Upcoming projects: find a gluten-free pizza dough recipe that doesn’t involve 15 obscure ingredients, and select an acceptable gluten-free pasta. Quinoa incarnations are looking very promising on the pasta front.

It’s not an allergy. It’s an adventure!

Categories: food, Health, Life, Recipes | 1 Comment

You Can Have My Waffles When You Pry Them Out Of My Cold Dead Fingers

I think I may have developed some sort of wheat allergy, or possibly adult-onset celiac disease. I’m having all sorts of annoying symptoms that I’ve just realized only seem to show up when I eat wheat products. It is inconvenient, because I still have most of a rather expensive 50-lb sack of whole wheat berries sitting in my pantry, and also because I REALLY LOVE WHEAT PRODUCTS. I mean, how do you make waffles without wheat? How do you make PIZZA without wheat??

And frankly, a life without waffles or pizza does not bear dwelling upon.

So I am hoping that it’s something else. I shall stop eating wheat…any day now…and if the itchy rash, the headaches, and the, um, digestive difficulties go away, then I’ll officially know the culprit is wheat.

I’m sort of hoping that they don’t, though. Because then I can try giving up something else that I don’t love quite so much, and enjoy my beloved wheat products with unfettered abandon. Seriously, I would rather be allergic to BEEF or GARLIC or freaking ICE CREAM than wheat.

I mean, this is AMERICA. I’m pretty sure that waffles are one of the basic constitutional rights.

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Wordless Wednesday: Bumper Crop

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Getting the Most From Your Garden: Summer Salads

I’m thinking of adding a series of simple recipes and ideas for using home-garden crops in everyday meals. Nothing fancy, just ways to stretch food budget dollars and add variety to mealtimes by eating more of what you’re already growing.

Probably my favorite summer meal (or at least the one I prepare most often) is a simple tossed salad fresh from the garden. It took me a while to realize that salads don’t have to consist of lettuce and tomatoes doused in ranch dressing; once I started experimenting with different ingredients my salads got a lot more interesting. The last one I ate was made of this stuff…

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…and tossed with a simple vinaigrette dressing of olive oil, balsamic vinegar, unrefined sea salt and black pepper.

From left to right those are Early Girl tomatoes, a pear (technically from the orchard, not the garden, but they’re the perfect complement to leafy greens), Tendersweet carrots, Fordhook chard, a Detroit Red beet (I eat the tops too), Ruby Red chard, a bell pepper, and purslane (which is actually a weed that grows wild in my garden but it’s very tasty and nutritious so I toss it in with the rest).

I grate the beets and carrots, dice the tomatoes, pears and peppers and tear everything else into bite-size pieces, then toss them all together in a big bowl with the vinaigrette dressing. Depending on the time of year, other salads might contain Romaine lettuce, snap peas, broccoli, cabbage, burnet, sorrel, radishes and/or zucchini. There’s no “right” recipe, I just eat what’s available on any given day. The vinaigrette ties all the flavors together.

My dressing recipe is very simple: after I have all the veggies washed, shaken dry and chopped, grated or torn up, I put them all into a big bowl and add just enough organic extra-virgin olive oil to coat everything evenly. Then I shake in some salt, black pepper and a few splashes of balsamic vinegar and toss it again. It’s not an exact science, but as a general rule you should use at least twice as much olive oil as vinegar.

When I happen to have cabbage, beets and carrots all ready to harvest at the same time, I make a simple slaw by cutting the cabbage into bite-size chunks and grating the beets and carrots, then tossing them all together with the balsamic vinaigrette. (It’s also great with ranch dressing if that’s your preference.)

The trick to getting the most from your food garden is to be creative and flexible and to try different combinations until you figure out what you like best. Let go of your preconceptions about what “should” go into a tossed salad, and just have fun!

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